Anastasia: Thank you for calling the box office. My name is Anastasia. How may I help you?
Patron: Yes, I wanted to speak with someone in the box office about getting a subscription.
Anastasia: Sure thing.
Patron: I wanted to talk to someone about pricing and seating options.
Anastasia: Yes, may I help you?
Patron: OH!! That's you!!
Anastasia: (yes, genius, that's me. Hence the greeting I gave when I answered the phone!) Yes it is.
Patron: Great! Oh, a live person!!
Anastasia: (as opposed to the last time you called, when you got our house robot ICRU (Idiot Customer Response Unit). Yeesh.)
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