Anastasia: Thank you for calling. How may I help you?
Patron: Yes, I'd like a ticket to tonight's show.
Anastasia: I'm sorry, we're sold out for the show.
Patron: What? But it's free??
Anastasia: Yes ma'am, but we only have 500 seats, and we have given out all the tickets for this show.
Patron (indignant): You're kidding!! I just found out that you even need a ticket for the event last night when I read the paper! You need to tell them that they need to advertise that better!
Anastasia: Uh, yeah...it was in the paper...it said you need a ticket...do you want someone to send you an engraved invitation? Get a grip, lady.
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